Best Wife Ever!

For years Tony has HATED holidays. Not because he's a grinch or anything but because his wifes gift-givingness sucks! I like to say my horrible presents are the result of him wanting impossible gifts (plasma TV's, new computer, new car etc). His wants are a little bit too much for the typical birthday/anniversary etc. Since he wears a tie and dress shirt everyday, that is typically what the poor guy gets (if I am feeling a little adventurous I'll get him a pair of workout shorts or a t-shirt -- I know, go big spender). I rack my brain trying to come up with ideas that will make his life more fun or easier but I generally come up empty and revert back to the old shirt and tie combo. Sad, yes but that is how it is at our house.

This year for his birthday I found something that was guaranteed to put a smile on any man's face. I was told it is a gift that any man would love to receive. Yes, it is something that most women dont want to know anything about - in fact some women are offended by the idea. Too complicated I guess. I think they'd rather take care of it themselves. I, on the other hand, believe that if I am going to seek any outside help (and having been married this long I'll take any break that I can get), I may as well make sure it is up to my standards. I couldnt think of anything else that would make both of our lives easier and I must say, I've been know to borrow it a time or two. I have needs too! After much research and discussion about how and where to get it, I finally admitted I really needed the help and break, and bought my husband a . . .

wait for it









almost there (anticipation must be killing you)









a hoe.

Yep thats right, I bought my husband a hoe. Guaranteed satisfaction and instant results. Not only that but its cut his time in half. Best $20 I ever spent. I am already thinking about what to get him for Christmas so if you've got any ideas, feel free to let me know! Happy Birthday big boy! I love you!